do not
write(*,*) char(7)
on 1000 computers at once
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This is not an automated signature. I type this in to the bottom of every message.
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I'd feel bad if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
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All generalizations are false.
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If this email was not intended for you, please unread it and shred the original.
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CONSISTENCY is a good thing, except when you're wrong
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Subtlety is my middle name. And my first and last, in case you didn't get it.
[xkcd/141]
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(''\(:..:)/'')
BEAR ATTACK!!!
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Live simply so that your checkbook may simply live.
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You are only as good as you practice.
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It's not that they are out to get you. You should just take precautions as though they are. Because sometimes they are.
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I'm self-centered? What else is there?
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Good timing? What's that?
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I need space
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Are you better today then you were yesterday? If not, why not?
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Are you pessimistic? No.
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______/\___________\o/______AHHHH HELP, SHARK